Boris Johnson is right – we’re all wrong for failing to predict the government’s knee-jerk coronavirus rules

At last, the advice from the prime minister is clear. In his big speech on Tuesday, he announced: “It’s YOUR fault it’s going wrong again. When we said ‘GO TO PUBS,’ we didn’t mean you should go to pubs, you idiots. And when we said, ‘You ABSOLUTELY MUST go back to work, we’re not funding you any more while you loaf around getting furloughed, you fat, lazy, bastards,’ we didn’t mean you should go back to work.”

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