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There's an art to resigning from this government, and Damian Green is highly skilled in it

I'm so proud of hard Brexiteers for reacting in such a calm manner to the Tory Brexit rebellion

David Davis admitting he has no proper plans for Brexit truly was a Churchillian moment

If Donald Trump wants to believe that the UK is a radical Islamic 'no-go area', then who are we to judge him?

Brexit is going to be a godsend for anyone who wants to be cut off from the world – just ask Gibraltar

Boris Johnson wasn't wrong about Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe – we all just misinterpreted what he said

We have been too harsh on Priti Patel. We all know what it's like to accidentally meet a foreign head of state down the camp site

100 years since the Russian Revolution, I'm glad to see Putin leading a capitalist utopia

The Labour Party's got so sexist that Trump and Weinstein will release a joint statement condemning its behaviour

Theresa May is doing so well with Brexit that EU leaders are now more enthusiastic about meeting with Jeremy Corbyn

Double Take: Theresa May should spend some time on the comedy circuit

Universal Credit doesn't go far enough – work won't pay until people are running naked through stinging nettles to get their benefits

Don't feel sorry for Theresa May, even if she did struggle through to the end

Landlords are right about Corbyn's crazy proposals to control rent – they do work really hard to own their properties, after all

I'm glad the Great Yarmouth Charter Academy has so many rules – the kids will be well prepared for their exchange trip to North Korea

We need to hear all sides of the story in the Grenfell Tower inquiry, not just one-sided anti-fire views from the residents

The success of the Brexit negotiations show that we're finally getting our country back

Activate – a youth group that young people can finally get gassed about

Thank God for the honesty and integrity of Donald Trump, America's moral compass during these difficult times

We're all about to die in a third world war caused by Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un – but at least it has comedy value

If you want to know why Home Counties pensioners fear immigration, here's your answer

Thank God the Tories have never said anything about immigration and Brexit before or the news this week could've made them look really stupid

Liam Fox says the Brexit deal will be the 'easiest thing in human history'. That's a relief, isn't it?

Theresa May isn't releasing the Saudi report because they're obviously innocent – much better to blame trade unions

Why can't these selfish nurses and firefighters try raising their salaries through crowd-funding?

Never mind the policies, Tory MPs should just start rapping if they want to win back the youth vote

Crazy Marxists want to give homes to Grenfell survivors – but thankfully we live in a fair capitalist society

Wondering what the Tory-DUP deal will actually look like? I've got a pretty good idea

After losing her majority in an unnecessary election, Theresa May now wants 'stability'. But we shouldn't gloat

Theresa May sees the election as a distraction – I bet she wishes she could get her hands on whichever idiot called it

Don't worry about the Tory manifesto being uncosted for now – they'll have changed the policies again by next week

Theresa May is right to take school meals off primary school pupils – it's their fault we're in this financial situation anyway

Labour's leaked manifesto proves it's stuck in the 1970s, unlike those ultra-modern Tories who love fox-hunting

Theresa May's paranoid speech about EU election fixers wasn't so strong and stable

Of course Theresa May offers stability – just look at her unchanging positions on Brexit, Syria and general elections

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If Labour wins we could pay-per-view Jeremy Corbyn meeting Donald Trump and fund the NHS for a year

If America didn't want a president who bombed Syria, they shouldn't have elected a man with so much heart

Trump as US President? Next we'll have a landslide vote in favour of everyone getting a red hot poker up the arse

Theresa May is right: if we let someone drop 'Easter' off an egg hunt, we may as well hand Britain to the jihadis

Toby Young understands what life is like on benefits... because he's watched Benefits Street

All hail Article 50 Day – let's celebrate with a bendy banana slide in Liam Fox Park and public shaming of Remoaners

If you liked what Donald Trump said about wiretapping, you'll love his plans for overhauling US healthcare

I'm glad to see David Davis 'still hasn't looked into' the economic impact of Brexit

America finally has a leader who doesn't rely on 'evidence' to back up his 'claims' – how refreshing

Isn't it about time Labour realised that things aren't going too well for them?

There is a solution to the housing crisis – peg British house prices to the cost of a chicken

It's not Paul Nuttall's fault he made a mistake about Hillsborough – he can't be held responsible for things that just come out of his mouth

The House of Lords should block Brexit to remind Britain that the 'will of the people' is nothing compared to the 'will of the rich'

Of course the US should ban Syrians – remember how all the Jews fleeing Germany were a bit Nazi?

Thank God we have a Prime Minister prepared to face down anyone over Brexit – even those she once agreed with

I'm glad well known fact-checker Donald Trump has come out against 'fake news'

Typical Europeans coming over here to steal the benefits of owning our railways

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