All hail Article 50 Day – let's celebrate with a bendy banana slide in Liam Fox Park and public shaming of Remoaners

The Great Repeal Bill, rightly sounding as grand as Abraham Lincoln's law abolishing slavery, will be full of language like 'This truth shall evermore be stated, that from this noble day, a nation arose in magnificence to grasp the light of the heavens and tear away the hideous chains of being unable to negotiate a separate agreement on spring onions with Canada'

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