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There's an art to resigning from this government, and Damian Green is highly skilled in it
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I'm so proud of hard Brexiteers for reacting in such a calm manner to the Tory Brexit rebellion
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David Davis admitting he has no proper plans for Brexit truly was a Churchillian moment
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If Donald Trump wants to believe that the UK is a radical Islamic 'no-go area', then who are we to judge him?
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Brexit is going to be a godsend for anyone who wants to be cut off from the world – just ask Gibraltar
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Boris Johnson wasn't wrong about Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe – we all just misinterpreted what he said
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We have been too harsh on Priti Patel. We all know what it's like to accidentally meet a foreign head of state down the camp site
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100 years since the Russian Revolution, I'm glad to see Putin leading a capitalist utopia
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The Labour Party's got so sexist that Trump and Weinstein will release a joint statement condemning its behaviour
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Theresa May is doing so well with Brexit that EU leaders are now more enthusiastic about meeting with Jeremy Corbyn
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Double Take: Theresa May should spend some time on the comedy circuit
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Universal Credit doesn't go far enough – work won't pay until people are running naked through stinging nettles to get their benefits
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Don't feel sorry for Theresa May, even if she did struggle through to the end
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Landlords are right about Corbyn's crazy proposals to control rent – they do work really hard to own their properties, after all
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I'm glad the Great Yarmouth Charter Academy has so many rules – the kids will be well prepared for their exchange trip to North Korea
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We need to hear all sides of the story in the Grenfell Tower inquiry, not just one-sided anti-fire views from the residents
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The success of the Brexit negotiations show that we're finally getting our country back
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Activate – a youth group that young people can finally get gassed about
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Thank God for the honesty and integrity of Donald Trump, America's moral compass during these difficult times
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We're all about to die in a third world war caused by Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un – but at least it has comedy value
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If you want to know why Home Counties pensioners fear immigration, here's your answer
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Thank God the Tories have never said anything about immigration and Brexit before or the news this week could've made them look really stupid
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Liam Fox says the Brexit deal will be the 'easiest thing in human history'. That's a relief, isn't it?
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Theresa May isn't releasing the Saudi report because they're obviously innocent – much better to blame trade unions
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Why can't these selfish nurses and firefighters try raising their salaries through crowd-funding?
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Never mind the policies, Tory MPs should just start rapping if they want to win back the youth vote
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Crazy Marxists want to give homes to Grenfell survivors – but thankfully we live in a fair capitalist society
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Wondering what the Tory-DUP deal will actually look like? I've got a pretty good idea
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After losing her majority in an unnecessary election, Theresa May now wants 'stability'. But we shouldn't gloat
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Theresa May sees the election as a distraction – I bet she wishes she could get her hands on whichever idiot called it
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Don't worry about the Tory manifesto being uncosted for now – they'll have changed the policies again by next week
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Theresa May is right to take school meals off primary school pupils – it's their fault we're in this financial situation anyway
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Labour's leaked manifesto proves it's stuck in the 1970s, unlike those ultra-modern Tories who love fox-hunting
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Theresa May's paranoid speech about EU election fixers wasn't so strong and stable
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Of course Theresa May offers stability – just look at her unchanging positions on Brexit, Syria and general elections
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If Labour wins we could pay-per-view Jeremy Corbyn meeting Donald Trump and fund the NHS for a year
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If America didn't want a president who bombed Syria, they shouldn't have elected a man with so much heart
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Trump as US President? Next we'll have a landslide vote in favour of everyone getting a red hot poker up the arse
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Theresa May is right: if we let someone drop 'Easter' off an egg hunt, we may as well hand Britain to the jihadis
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Toby Young understands what life is like on benefits... because he's watched Benefits Street
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All hail Article 50 Day – let's celebrate with a bendy banana slide in Liam Fox Park and public shaming of Remoaners
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If you liked what Donald Trump said about wiretapping, you'll love his plans for overhauling US healthcare
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I'm glad to see David Davis 'still hasn't looked into' the economic impact of Brexit
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America finally has a leader who doesn't rely on 'evidence' to back up his 'claims' – how refreshing
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Isn't it about time Labour realised that things aren't going too well for them?
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There is a solution to the housing crisis – peg British house prices to the cost of a chicken
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It's not Paul Nuttall's fault he made a mistake about Hillsborough – he can't be held responsible for things that just come out of his mouth
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The House of Lords should block Brexit to remind Britain that the 'will of the people' is nothing compared to the 'will of the rich'
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Of course the US should ban Syrians – remember how all the Jews fleeing Germany were a bit Nazi?
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Thank God we have a Prime Minister prepared to face down anyone over Brexit – even those she once agreed with
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I'm glad well known fact-checker Donald Trump has come out against 'fake news'
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Typical Europeans coming over here to steal the benefits of owning our railways
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