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Don't worry everyone, we're being 'guided by the science' – and that means, never ever challenging the government

Now's no time for hard questions about coronavirus – save them for when there's nothing the government can do about it

We're so lucky our government's coronavirus figures are vague, now we can just use a lottery draw for updates

Sure, 30 ventilators is on the way to 30,000 – in the same way the Co-op is on the way to Kenya

At least Boris Johnson is a laugh – pragmatism would've been so boring during this pandemic

How convenient for Boris Johnson that the science on coronavirus miraculously 'changed' – that way he wasn't wrong about anything

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