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Labour can't figure out who's responsible for its failure, so it's barking like a dog at its own reflection

Labour's working class voters are now Hove baristas, while Blyth puts its trust in common blokes like Boris

Don't vote Tory because you don't like Jeremy Corbyn – nobody is asking you to go on holiday with him

Boris Johnson's avoiding the climate debate and personally I find it very competent and reassuring

It's a surprise Priti Patel is backing the Tory manifesto – she thinks government has nothing to do with your finances

Johnson's sputtering tour of Britain makes Theresa May look like an expert campaigner – the Tories are in trouble

Maybe the Tories' godawful, offensive election launch is really just a work of 'light-hearted satire'

After nine years running us into the ground, the Tories declare that "Britain deserves better" than them

Is Britain really so angry and bored that we'll let a sociopath PM do whatever the hell he wants?

Yes, it's a deal that makes us poorer and hands power to sociopaths, but if we can't trust Boris, who can we trust?

Of course Extinction Rebellion is unpopular, they're forcing us to sacrifice our selfishness just because the world is in danger

So the government are finally revealing their Brexit plans – and they are even sillier than we thought they'd be

Boris Johnson is desperate to honour Jo Cox – so maybe he could talk about the real betrayal of the 17.4m?

Boris Johnson has gone so barmy he doesn't even know what a journalist looks like

While the Tories are playing Anarchy in the UK, why can't Labour stop going out of tune?

If Diane Abbott sprawled on the front bench, texting mates, the Tory media would have been fine with that too

Boris Johnson told us Brexit was 'do or die'. But no MPs opposed to no deal seem willing to do either

Merkel and Macron basically told Johnson to go and play with his toys for 30 days – that's no backstop breakthrough

The Lib Dems hate no-deal Brexit, but they'd rather burn than let Jeremy Corbyn douse the flames

When it comes to Boris Johnson and his X-Men of liars, the truth is the last thing that will set us free

Just like the Republicans and their racist president, no Tories will save us from the kipper-waver in chief

No wonder Labour antisemitism got the Panorama treatment – Tory racism is way too much to fit into an hour

Jeremy Hunt's fox hunting U-turn showed his charmingly boyish side – just like a kid with no attention span

Boris Johnson will finally bring some 'positive energy' to Brexit, using the gift of relentless incoherence

The Tories would cover their bums in marmalade and sit in a nest of wasps if it meant we could leave the EU

Who cares if Boris is incompetent – at least he's 'plain-speaking', right?

We've bent over backwards to give Trump the royal treatment, so why not bung him the NHS as well?

The sooner Labour realises that no version of Brexit can bring the country together, the better

Theresa May's final days are crashing us into a whole new world of Brexit madness

There are herds of Tory leadership candidates as far as the eye can see – but not a principle in sight

The Tories are disintegrating so fast that Chris Grayling is starting to look like a model MP

Parliament has finally declared a 'climate emergency'. Well that's the environment sorted then

MPs have cracked the code to lasting popularity – all they have to do is get into bed with the far right

Taking back control means begging the EU to let us stay – just so we can leave

Drunk on their warped sense of nationalism, now Brexiteers are fighting for no deal 'just because'

The momentum has finally switched to remain - Theresa May has engineered a political sea change

Theresa May seems to think everyone will follow her down the rabbit hole of fantasy Brexit madness

Who cares about food and medicine? Brexit is the best nightly entertainment show Britain has ever had

The handling of Windrush is so bad, you wonder if Chris Grayling accidentally spent a morning at the Home Office

Labour's antisemitism row has made everyone look awful, from foolish activists to a hypocritical PM

In a party edging closer towards the 1850s, Sajid Javid's response to Shamima Begum makes perfect sense

The trouble with Winston Churchill is that he was a hero partly because he was such a daft racist

Who does Donald Tusk think he is? We've always been so civil with these 'EU dirty rats'

Jeremy Hardy was a glorious friend and a mischievous comedian – a clown and a commentator all at once

Britain must not let Brexit distract us from being horrible to two boys who escaped the Taliban

We won't admire the PM's resilience when we're all fighting over carcass scraps from London Zoo

The Brexit scare tactics have gone into overdrive. Next they'll threaten to install a volcano in Hemel Hempstead

Britain's being flooded with 12 whole refugees – and the people fleeing oppressive regimes think they're the ones in crisis?

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