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Jeremy Corbyn should be honoured to get feminism lessons from the entirely blameless Tories

We might as well give up on approaching British politics with logic – our own prime minister has

Brexit fact deniers are becoming like climate change sceptics – all fingers in ears and tongues poked out

Damn those Europeans 'jumping the queue' and taking all those jobs we'd rather not do anyway

How do we know May's Brexit plan is the fairest one of all? Every single person in the world hates it

It's true Democrats should make compromises with Trump – like painting smiley suns on cages before putting babies in

I called my kids Somme, Trench and Mustard Gas so I'll never forget the war dead. What did you do?

So many people are employed selling arms to the Saudis and sending bombs to CNN, it would be unfair to kick them out of a job

Who's to say it wasn't the Belgians who are responsible for Khashoggi's disappearance? Let's not jump to conclusions

Why not let the DUP run the whole of the British government? At least they've got a plan

Theresa May admitted it 'makes no sense' to do what she's insisted on for the past decade – does that really deserve praise?

Now they've put someone in charge of stockpiling food, I'm more convinced than ever May's got Brexit under control

Theresa May is trying to make us so bored with Brexit that we agree to anything

Nothing annoys Richard Branson more than other people's lateness – and as someone who relies on his trains, I agree

Tony Blair met with the Italian far-right because the country is 'crying out for' centrist politics like this

Theresa May is right – who cares about Europe? South Africa will want to be our best friend now she's performed her special dance

This radical Pope wants to stop every single bit of child abuse in the Catholic church – he's practically Che Guevara

The Islamic fundamentalist Jeremy Corbyn should be ashamed of himself – if only he'd behaved more like Margaret Thatcher

The real victims of Boris Johnson's remarks about Muslim women are the people who paid for his Eton education

The fact that Corbyn didn't yell abuse at a Holocaust survivor definitely makes him antisemitic

Theresa May has consistently voted for the worst option throughout her political career – there's something to be said for that

Brexit is so far from 'strong and stable', literally any two words in the dictionary could describe it better

Don't worry about the protests Trump, we don't abandon friends – even those who put kids in cages

England vs Croatia - LIVE: The alternative World Cup commentary from Mark Steel and Shappi Khorsandi

England v Sweden: The alternative World Cup live blog, with comedians Mark Steel and Shappi Khorsandi

Just in case you were feeling positive about May's Brexit talks at Chequers, I'm here to bring you back to reality

England's World Cup team is like Brexit – we've all given up, so now anything's a bonus

Anti-abortion groups could learn a lot from the Tories' strategy on cannabis

The easiest way for England to win the World Cup is to treat it exactly like Brexit

Tories can't even nail a piece of bacon to their door nowadays without being accused of Islamophobia

Steve Bannon is quite right to say Martin Luther King Jr would have been proud of Donald Trump

Forget the Markles – who in their right mind would want to marry into the royal family?

Wouldn't the House of Commons be so much more exciting if MPs behaved like the Iranian parliament?

Let's face it: Labour would do much better at the local elections if Cherie Blair was the leader instead of Corbyn

The Tories keep getting blamed for the terrible events they caused. To be honest, it's out of order

Stop being so hard on Theresa May – we all make mistakes. Some of us spill lemonade, others accidentally deport people

Decent members of society don't burgle houses – they rip up floral tributes shouting while shouting 'Scum!' instead

Who knew Jeremy Corbyn's antisemitic beetroot would cause such anger at the Daily Mail

Why don't we have a second referendum? I'm sure it would be fun to watch the country eat itself alive

Watching Brexiteers get angry because we're not doing Brexit 'right' makes me proud to be British

Putin couldn't have poisoned Skripal – the Tories took so much Russian money he'd never have been able to afford poison

If Theresa May says Saudi Arabia must reform, then we can rest assured it will

Nigel Farage has bravely pointed out that all this snow disproves global warming – that's the sort of down-to-earth reasoning our country needs

Jeremy 'Stalin' Corbyn really does have some explaining to do now it's clear he gave Czech spies information about Margaret Thatcher's breakfast

The Florida school shooting proves we need to arm every child over the age of six months for their own protection

The discovery of Cheddar Man means that when Ukip gets into power, they'll now deport all the white people

Watching Tory infighting is like listening to a group of Arsenal fans

I hope the feminists are proud of themselves: the Presidents Club was clearly all part of a clever plan and now it's ruined

It's a sign of the Conservatives' intelligence that they took a £50,000 donation from a hedge fund betting on Carillion's bankruptcy

The NHS collapsing isn't a 'crisis' – everything is simply going to plan

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